#2 Harder better faster stronger

This song is by daft punk (very awesome electronic duo, and no, they are not punk artists). Very popular, but often confused with Kanye West's "Stronger". Anyways, these lyric's can also be considered a parody of the background lyrics in "Stronger", but i mainly made them according to "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger". Here it is:

Cleaner, Nicer, Kinder, Stronger (parody of....by Daft Punk/Kanye West)

Think it,

Say it,

Do it,

Makes us,

Cleaner,

Nicer,

Kinder,

Stronger.

Mormon,

Power.

Cower?

NEVER!

Ever,

After,

Song is.

over.

(repeat 1st and 2nd verses)

Think it cleaner,

Say it nicer,

Do it kinder,

Makes us stronger.

Mormon ever,

Power after,

Our song is,

Never over.

Chorus:

Think it cleaner,

Say it nicer,

Do it kinder,

Makes us stronger,

Mormon ever

Power after,

Our song is,

Never over.

(Repeat Chorus x5 more)

Think it cleaner, say it,

Do it kinder, makes us

Mormon ever power

our song is never over.

(Repeat)

(Chorus)

Think it cleaner, say it,

Do it kinder, makes us,

Mormon ever power

Our song is never over.

(Repeat)

(Chorus)

Think it cleaner, say it,

Do it kinder, makes us,

Mormon ever power,

Our song is never over.

#1 Don't stop believin'

Here's my best one so far. Since this parody could actually be easily parodied to fit an occasion (stake dance, wedding, ect.), I shall just bolden the parts that concern this. Or you could just go with this one. Just don't say that you made the entire song. So if it's underlined, you can edit it. This is just the original that i made for EFY(as far as i can remember). Believe it or not, 2 of the 3 variety show judges had never heard the original song before i performed the parody for them! I know, right? Anyways here it is:

Don't Stop Behaving (parody of "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey)

Just a mormon girl,

Living in a wicked world!

She took a morning ride to an E-F-Y!

I think he's L-D-S,

Born and raised in U-TAH ye-es!

He took a morning ride to an E-F-Y!

He sees her in a chapel room,

Looks at her and says "You're cu-ute!"

For a smile they can share the night,

it goes on, and on, and on, and ON!

Chorus:

Righteous,

Cool kids!*

Looking to get into heaven,

With a family,

And serve a mis-shu-ha-hun!

Scriptures!

People!

These two things need to go together!

Praying

somewhere in their DORMS!!!

Listening hard to what they say,

Everybody wants to stay!

Getting every girl's number down,

Just one more time,

Some will make it,

Others not,

Doesn't matter if/that you're hot!

Oh, this song, it never ends,

It goes on and on and on and ON!!! (pretend to yawn while singing)

(Chorus)

Don't stop behaving

Hold on to that feeling!

Scriptures,

People,

(Yell like you're on fire)

(then fade out singing)

This song is ending,

I will be a little quieter,

hope you

liked it,

(whisper-yell like you're on fire)