Don't Stop Behaving (parody of "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey)
Just a mormon girl,
Living in a wicked world!
She took a morning ride to an E-F-Y!
I think he's L-D-S,
Born and raised in U-TAH ye-es!
He took a morning ride to an E-F-Y!
He sees her in a chapel room,
Looks at her and says "You're cu-ute!"
For a smile they can share the night,
it goes on, and on, and on, and ON!
Chorus:
Righteous,
Cool kids!*
Looking to get into heaven,
With a family,
And serve a mis-shu-ha-hun!
Scriptures!
People!
These two things need to go together!
Praying
somewhere in their DORMS!!!
Listening hard to what they say,
Everybody wants to stay!
Getting every girl's number down,
Just one more time,
Some will make it,
Others not,
Doesn't matter if/that you're hot!
Oh, this song, it never ends,
It goes on and on and on and ON!!! (pretend to yawn while singing)
(Chorus)
Don't stop behaving
Hold on to that feeling!
Scriptures,
People,
(Yell like you're on fire)
(then fade out singing)
This song is ending,
I will be a little quieter,
hope you
liked it,
(whisper-yell like you're on fire)
*remember, I made this for efy. I didn't want to make nonmembers there feel sad or anything, if there were any there....
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